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I've forgotten that laughing with a friend can make you feel less alone in this vast world, and that trite poems can renew you in a vulnerable moment.
Saturday, August 04, 2007!
Kum rant on; 11:33 AM
My friend's father is damn cool.
he actually sends me emails like the below
to help her dis-stress?
so cool rite?!!
i dun tink many father does tat.
*MUTHU & THE INTERVIEWER*
Interviewer: "What is your birth date?"
Muthu : "13th October."
Interviewer : "Which year?"
Muthu : "Every year."
***** *MUTHU & HIS MANAGER*
The Manager asked Muthu at an interview... .
"Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?"
Muthu replied: "P-O-S-T-B-O- X." !
***** * MUTHU & LONDON TRIP*
After returning from a foreign trip, Muthu asked his wife, "Do I look like a foreigner?"
Wife: "No! Why?" Muthu : "I
n London , a lady asked me, 'Are you a foreigner?'! . .. that's why."
W ife : ?????????
***** *MUTHU & TOURIST*
A tourist from U.S.A. asked Muthu whether any great man was born in his village...
Muthu said .. "No sir, only babies were born here."
***** *MUTHU & HIS EXPERIMENT*
Muthu was doing an experiment with a cockroach.
First he cut off one leg and told it to "WALK! WALK!"
The cockroach walked.
Then he cut off it's second leg and told the same.
The cockroach walked.
Then he cut off the third leg and did the same.
Finally, he cut off its fourth leg and ordered it walk!
But the cockroach didn't walk.
Suddenly, Muthu said ! loudly,
"I found it. If we cut a coc kroach's four legs, it becomes dea f."
***** *MUTHU & DRIVER*
When Muthu was travelling with his wife in a motorised tricycle,
the driver adjusted the mirror.
Muthu shouted, "Yo! u are trying to see my wife, eh? Sit in the back. I will drive."
***** MUTHU GOES TO HOTEL*
Muthu went into a hotel.
To wash his hands, he went to the washbasin.
Then when he had finished, he started washing the basin.
Seeing this, the manager asked what was he doing.
Muthu pointed towards the signboard "* WASH BASIN * "
***** *MUTHU & INTERVIEWER - FINAL PART*
Interviewer : "Just imagine you're in the 20th floor of a build! ing and it's on fire. How wi ll you escape?"
Muthu: "It's simple.. I will just stop my imagination."
***** *Oh... Lest I forget ............ . the funniest...*
At a politic! al rally, Muthu was arrested.
Why????????? ???
Because a lady journalist with a badge which read "*PRESS*" pinned on the right part of her blouse walked past him...
and he did it!